Not That Close

So I went home early evening the other night when I saw this guy struggling to get his things inside our building elevator. 


From the looks of it, he seems to be moving in - alone.


The good girl in me surfaced and I said:  I'll hold the door for you.


When he got all his things inside, I asked:  What floor?


He looked at the blinking lights of the elevator buttons and said:
Nice, 8th floor din ako.  8** ang unit number ko.


And the sarcastic side of me can't help but blurt out:  Ay nagsasabihan na tayo ng unit number?


Really, my life's  exciting sometimes.