When the bachelor pokes fun at himself

I guess its hilarious when our bachelor president compares his love life to a well known softdrinks.  In his state visit to China, he was quoted as saying:

"Someone asked me, how is your love life? So I said, it's like Coca-Cola. ... Before, it was regular, then it became light, now it's zero."

Well, mine's like a leftover coffee - black, unwanted and cold :-)